Buy Me Stuff!
A couple of weeks ago in order to be properly depressed before covering a game at Dodger Stadium, I decided to do some window shopping at Beverly Center. It worked. I felt poor, fat and old – a great combination if I say so myself.
Anyhow for some reason I decided to look at things online and decided that if any of you really love me you’ll get me these two things.
Loafers! I would wear these sans socks in a tragically non-ironic 1980’s way. I would make my inner Molly Ringwald proud.
Costume National jacket with a nice cinching belt! I have a jacket that’s similar to this, but it doesn’t have a cinching belt so it just looks bulky on me. Since I like to have things actually fit my body and not be too terribly baggy, it’s a bit of a problem.
By the way, I really want to punch that model in the throat. In all of the items he modeled on the Zappos website, he has that stupid grin that detracts from the clothing. The cornfed thing may work in real life but not in the modeling world. He needs to watch some America’s Next Top Model and get some fierceness.
Did some gym work today. A cardio warmup with some legs, arms and back work with some cardio to bookend it. Nothing cute or worth mentioning at the gym which is a little depressing yet reassuring. Cute people at gyms make me want to murder.