Disappointed Erection

Everyone knows how I’m a sucker for arms, muscly arms, arms that would choke me to death if they so choose. On the first day at the old/new job, there is a muscly Asian boy who took my breath away. I’m sure the folks at the other end of the building could have heard my gasp, a most necessary one or else I probably would have fell over from my chair onto the floor in a hyperventilating mess.

By the title of this post, you might think that looking at him gave me an erection, but alas no. I don’t think that has ever happened to me. So this lad unfortunately never gave me a hardon. But had this happened, it certainly would have been deflated by what I witnessed in the bathroom one morning.

I was in there to take a piss (which happens quite frequently since I take a water pill for my blood pressure.) And by the sink was this lad futzing around with his hair. In the time it took for me to unbuckle my belt, unbutton and unzip my pants, take my dick out, release my urine, shake so that urine doesn’t drip in my pants, tuck my underwear back over my dick, rebutton and rezip my pants, buckle my belt, the lad was still there at the sink still futzing with his hair.

And in my mind, my eyes rolled so far that they fell out of the sockets and got stuck under the urinals. Of course guys with muscles like that are quite vain, that shouldn’t surprise me. But it really is disappointing to see the vanity in all its glory.

So now I see him around the office, and I can’t help but sigh.