Some people really need to be hit. Hard.
I overheard the following conversation in the kitchen yesterday:
Dickhole: I find cooking to be quite therapeutic, but I hate the logistics of it.
Friend of Dickhole: What do you mean?
Dickhole: I hate grocery shopping. I hate pushing the cart and having to decide what I need to buy. I’d love cooking if someone could do the shopping for me.
Like I said, some people need to be smacked.