A Slut Whose Knees Aren’t Sewn Together

Dallas Aunt is here which means I essentially have until Jan. 4 off. So this first day has been spent thinking about all the possibilities. I know there is a Super Happy Family Fun Santa Barbara get-together on Saturday. Then on Monday maybe Faith and I will be going museum hopping. Aside from some family things here and there, I’m pretty much open like a slut whose knees aren’t sewn together.

Maybe I will be like a slut whose knees aren’t sewn together. It’s been a while. How do I go about doing this again?