Most of the news I read is thanks to a link via Twitter or Facebook. If a headline doesn’t move me, that’s pretty much all I know. So when I saw the David Cameron headline yesterday about him and a pig, I figured it was some stupid news agency mistaking the first episode of Black Mirror for real life and reporting on that. Given how many people are duped by The Onion, it a fairly plausible explanation.
So I look on the Twitter machine last night, and people were still going on about David Cameron fucking a pig. I was shocked to see how many people still haven’t seen Black Mirror, but I decided to search the story anyhow. Cue the New York Daily News:
How’s this for a pig in a poke?
A soon-to-be-published book makes a shocking claim that British Prime Minister David Cameron put a “private part of his anatomy” in a dead pig’s mouth as part of a student initiation ritual at Oxford.
Say what? That wasn’t in the Black Mirror episode.
So let’s get this straight-ish. The current British Prime Minister and conservative leader willingly stuck his dick in a pig’s mouth?
Straight rich white folk are nasty. It’s bad enough these motherfuckers don’t use washcloths, but they have the strangest initiation rituals. There’s the Skull and Crossbones where everyone jizzed on you while you are lying in a coffin or something stupid like that, and now this pig fucking thing at Oxford? The sexual repression amongst rich white folk is pretty ridiculous.