i swear, chandler parsons. he’s a restricted free agent with the houston rockets. he’s cute as a button and wears pretty clothes and all that. i don’t know if i would actively want to have sex with him, but i wouldn’t turn it down if he offered. he and jeremy lin have some sort of “bro-mance” i suppose.
but does he have to be such a dullard? i guess that’s what you get from florida?