USC Students Wonder Why People Hope They Get Syphilis?

I’m still laughing. Hold on.

I don’t know what’s funnier: the Glee-inspired gay men’s chorus in skinny ties; the white boy rappers who constant have to remind themselves where they put their penises; that USC would release this to try and get people to go to their miserable school.

I documented before just how rigid and stodgy USC can be even on game days during college football season. This attempt to show how “hip” they are is just sad. Really?

Besides, the title “Trojans for Life” really sounds like a bad case of herpes you can’t get rid of.

(via Deadspin and With Leather.)