Ego Trip

Birthday Donut

In the haze of my ego trip, these are the people who also celebrated a birthday yesterday:

  • Mariah Carey
  • Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas
  • SF Giants catcher Buster Posey
  • Quentin Tarantino
  • Sarah Vaughn
  • Gloria Swanson
  • Maria Rasputin, daughter of the famous Rasputin

This explains a whole lot about me.

BTW, the spot in between my legs is not a cum stain you pervy fucks. It’s a cigarette burn. I can’t believe it’s been damn near two years since I quit smoking.