Are You Ready for Some Football?

Apparently I’m not. Who would’ve thought that homeless New Orleans would beat Carolina? SF, who went 2-14 last year, would beat the run and gun of St Louis? That equally hapless Miami would beat Denver? I guess prognosticating is not my thing. 5/16 this week. Quelle sad. Regardless, it’s football season and as such my blood gets pumping every Sunday morning to Monday evening. Hooray football! And more importantly, HOORAY GAMBLING!!!!!