Of all of the shows to watch, the most inane is probably The Hamptons on ABC. Of course I watched it. The show depicts a bunch of rich white people partying at the Hamptons. It had about all of the relevance of George Washington’s testicles. I don’t know what this show accomplished. The human story? The dramas of a summer in paradise? Who really gives a flying rat’s ass about whether some dumb bitch gets her picture in Vogue or not? Ugh. I am curious as to how the show did in the ratings. I wonder whether it was a complete flop (as it should be).