There is actually a live show coming to town that is exciting me. Yes, Milemarker will be playing before a live audience here on the West Coast. I’m schlepping my ass up to Santa Barbara to see them play on Monday. Then on Thursday, they will be at my favorite venue of all: the Spaceland. So right now, I’m just about as giddy as anyone can be for this. Beware world, I am less discontent than normal.
In other news, I have announced my cabinet to depose the government illegally set up by George W. Bush. I’m sure my Minister of All Things Torture will be quite happy with that. Shit. That means I have to find someone to be my executioner (to kill others oppose me, not to kill me). True, I have much to plan out for my reign, but no one will stop me, the Emperor of America!!!!!