Fuck Marriage, Or Maybe Not

Janko Tipsarevic
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Janko Tipsarevic. The 29-year old Serbian tennis player gets overlooked by his compatriot Novak Djokovic for good reason: Djokovic regularly goes to grand slam finals and wins the occasional Major. He’s been a top-10 player although his ranking has taken a beating this year. He’s down to 23 as of this very second. Nonetheless he is a pretty damn good tennis player in his own right.

Unlike a lot of athletes out there Janko has gotten many piercings, the one on his eyebrow (which has since been removed) the most noticeable. Lord knows what else he has gotten pierced. That just stimulates my raunchy tawdry imagination and whatever issues I might have going on there.

One thing Janko has going against him is his love of EDM and house music. Um, ew (as they would say in high school.)

But one thing that gives me a complete hardon: literary nerdiness. Janko has a tattoo of a small passage from Fyodor Dostoevsky’s The Idiot “Beauty will save the world” written in Japanese. He also apparently has a tattoo of a passage from Arthur Schopenhauer on his back.

How fucking hot.