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I Did It Again

I Did It Again

The route was a little different, but I went from The Manse to the top of Palos Verdes again. I didn’t take any pictures today because I just didn’t feel like it. Besides, I was having a blast listening to my soundtrack for the eight miles: Marilyn Manson’s Portrait of an American Family and Smells […]

Well, the Kings Showed Up. Eventually.

Well, the Kings Showed Up. Eventually.

The first five minutes of this game was everything anyone could have hoped for in this series. There were 22 hits, a full-on scrum behind the Kings net after Mike Brown knocked Slava Voynov into Jonathan Quick and a goal by the Sharks after Quick had lost the puck. It was everything expected and then […]

Step on a Crack...

Step on a Crack…

Anyone who knows me knows that I’ve had a rocky relationship with my mother. What with me coming out to her the summer before my senior year of high school, her subsequent threat of committing a murder-suicide if I ever brought it up, her kicking me out of the house for a weekend for getting […]

Photo Dump

Photo Dump

Don’t really have much to say, so enjoy these photos I’ve taken since the weekend.

Lived Through It: 20 Years of 'Live Through This'

Lived Through It: 20 Years of ‘Live Through This’

20 years ago and four days after Kurdt Kobain’s corpse was found above his garage, Hole’s second album Live Through This was released. I couldn’t. It was way too soon. On April 8, 1994, a Friday, I was listening to my walkman while walking home from Dodson Junior High just after 3 p.m. I had […]

I Did It Again
I Did It Again

The route was a little different, but I went from The Manse to the top of Palos Verdes again. I didn’t take any pictures today because I just didn’t feel like it. Besides, I was having a blast listening to my soundtrack for the eight miles: Marilyn Manson’s Portrait of an American Family and Smells […]

Well, the Kings Showed Up. Eventually.
Well, the Kings Showed Up. Eventually.

The first five minutes of this game was everything anyone could have hoped for in this series. There were 22 hits, a full-on scrum behind the Kings net after Mike Brown knocked Slava Voynov into Jonathan Quick and a goal by the Sharks after Quick had lost the puck. It was everything expected and then […]

Step on a Crack…
Step on a Crack...

Anyone who knows me knows that I’ve had a rocky relationship with my mother. What with me coming out to her the summer before my senior year of high school, her subsequent threat of committing a murder-suicide if I ever brought it up, her kicking me out of the house for a weekend for getting […]

Photo Dump
Photo Dump

Don’t really have much to say, so enjoy these photos I’ve taken since the weekend.

Lived Through It: 20 Years of ‘Live Through This’
Lived Through It: 20 Years of 'Live Through This'

20 years ago and four days after Kurdt Kobain’s corpse was found above his garage, Hole’s second album Live Through This was released. I couldn’t. It was way too soon. On April 8, 1994, a Friday, I was listening to my walkman while walking home from Dodson Junior High just after 3 p.m. I had […]

I’m Going To Puke
I'm Going To Puke

My grandmother wanted to get a perm today, so I figured I’d drop her off then head to the Portuguese Bend Reserve for a little hike. As I was heading down looking at the landscape that had become so familiar, I decided to take the Kelvin Canyon trail that heads over the Filorium Reserve next […]

The Dodgers Get Mascots!
The Dodgers Get Mascots!

Let the descent begin! This ungodly creature was unceremoniously dumped on the Dodger fans this weekend. Steve Dilbeck of the LA Times talked to Lon Rosen, the Dodgers VP of Marketing. “It’s not a mascot,” said Dodgers executive vice president of marketing Lon Rosen. “It’s a unique performance character.” With that level of rhetorical gymnastics, […]

B&J Podcast Episode 4: One Hour Closer to Death
B&J Podcast Episode 4: One Hour Closer to Death

Here is our latest podcast offering, our best yet. We start things off with: Body Count’s “Evil Dick” Talk about my crippling depression I had on my birthday Bitch about trite Facebook birthday messages My perverted sexual dreams My not-so-perverted-but-equally-disgusting bowel movements Our love of Bret Easton Ellis The evolution of Geryon The discovery that […]

Handjob, Blowjob and Anal: It’s Opening Week!
Handjob, Blowjob and Anal: It's Opening Week!

Because I enjoy being dirty and a bit subversive, I’ve decided to do a weekly feature to highlight the best performances in baseball. It started on Opening Day on Monday. When I saw Mike Trout’s blast to left field in his first at-bat of the season, I proclaimed that he deserved a blowjob (with swallowing). […]

The Dodger Home Opener
The Dodger Home Opener

Like I wrote yesterday, the Dodger home opener was my eighth consecutive opener I have attended. It was the first one I attended as a normal civilian since 2008. I had to say it was a strange experience. As a member of the meida I probably would have driven up to the Ravine at 8 […]

Rape Is Okay, But Puig Is Evil
Rape Is Okay, But Puig Is Evil

Hey, hey, hey! Sound check for @robinthicke: pic.twitter.com/AWCViOt117 — Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) April 5, 2014 When I first heard the “Blurred Lines” last year, it was in the Dodgers clubhouse. It was cool sounding, and it helped that Juan Uribe was dancing to it. Then I listened to it and the lyrics and just […]

Puig To Blame for Everything on the Dodgers Home Opener
Puig To Blame for Everything on the Dodgers Home Opener

For the eighth consecutive year I attended the Dodgers home opener, and for the first time since 2008 I went as a civilian, not a member of the media. When Cathi and I arrived at the Ravine, she received a mobile alert from the Dodgers: Yasiel Puig would be benched for arriving late. “I can’t […]

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