To-Do List for the weekend:

You Are a Blowjob
Queen!

You are a Blowjob Queen.
That’s right – you are a
total blowjob master.
You give the best blowjobs in town.
In fact,
you could be considered a modern Linda Lovelace.
Your reputation
preceeds you, but that’s okay.
Men shower you with gifts to get close to
those lips.

I wonder what the gay scene is like in Kabul. Just wonderin’.

It’s FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!

Be free little pop tart! *throws baby off of cliff*

I have no plans for this weekend. I might finish this one painting I started. I should really start scanning them and showing y’all what’s up. Not that they’re any good, but they will serve more purpose that way rather than sitting in my room. I’m thinking about trying to catch a show this weekend if I see anything interesting. But besides that, it will be peaceful.

MOO!! MOO!!! I’m voodoo cursing you!!!!

So I still haven’t gone grocery shopping. I found watermelon in the fridge last night and pigged out on that. That got me sufficiently full so I didn’t have to think about what to make.

I can’t delay this any longer. Anyone have any yummy recipes I can make for dinner? Please?

I love stupid quizes. It’s so Cosmo.

How Will You Die?

Tired. Oh so tired.

My boss (who’s on maternity leave until September) brought her baby to the office today. I heard her high-pitched voice and felt the air chill around me. And there she was. ””’ These are the only words I’ll use for her now.

I’m in a Carpenters mood now. Must get CD….