Maybe I SHOULD Kill Myself

What is your Alter-Ego
Personality?
Well that’s sorta stupid. I haven’t been goth since ’98.

What is your Alter-Ego
Personality?
Well that’s sorta stupid. I haven’t been goth since ’98.
While I was going home from work last night, I caught a bit of Bush’s speech. Each time he opens his mouth, it sounds like a second-grader giving a book report presentation to his class. It’s funny because if most politicians talk like that, they would be accused of being pedantic; but since we know Bush is fucking stupid, well there you go.
I haven’t shaved in a couple of days, and my beard is getting itchy. Now THAT is annoying.
What more needs to be said? I need a haircut. I need to catalog all of my books and CDs (well… it’s more like it’s a good idea to catalog that shit). I need to get out more. I need a vacation.
Hey! Speaking of…. Anyone want to host me for a couple of days? I’m thinking of doing a tour of USA sometime soon. All I need is a scam to promote. Hmm….
Yo. Happy Friday y’all. I just called Senator Byrd’s office becuz there’s a rumor that he’s going to filibuster the upcoming war resolution vote in the Senate. The lady who took my call was very nice. When she suggested I call my senators and congressperson, I told her I already chewed their ears off. She laughed.
Now here I am, and I have so much to get done for the baby shower today. Must go pick up food, decorate the room and coordinate everything. Uy. I swear this is the last one I do. This time, I’m faced with collecting too much money. This has never happened to me. Ever.
Um… now I go back to sleep. Must crawl under desk!!!
This lockout of the dock workers is causing rampant boredom here at work. No one has anything to do. We start to burn things and set the building on fire. Well… not really, but we’re almost at that point. I guess we’re at the stage where we just insult each other really badly until one of us breaks.
BTW, I got into it with my boss-lady. I told her she needs to treat others with respect or else she won’t get any. La de da. She was taken aback for a second, but for the most part, she got the point. So things are peaceful for now. I’m still looking for another job though. You can’t be too prepared.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I *heart* payday. My desk is such a mess right now, it’s driving me crazy. I want two more hours of sleep. I feel bloated. I have a headache. This is a pretty bad payday.
On the agenda tonight: prepare for the baby shower I’m throwing tomorrow. I swear it’s the last thing I’m coordinating. Ever.
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