While I was going home from work last night, I caught a bit of Bush’s speech. Each time he opens his mouth, it sounds like a second-grader giving a book report presentation to his class. It’s funny because if most politicians talk like that, they would be accused of being pedantic; but since we know Bush is fucking stupid, well there you go.

I haven’t shaved in a couple of days, and my beard is getting itchy. Now THAT is annoying.