Election Day Orgy?

This presidential election campaign season has been particularly depressing. So rather than gather people together to watch region-by-region election results and be armchair electoral college experts, I figure why not, as Peaches recommended back in 2000, fuck the pain away?

I started thinking about what it would take to really put together a proper orgy, and a couple of questions came to mind. I posted this on Facebook yesterday, and the lovely Miz Kali noted that Colby Keller once made a video on how to put together an orgy.

1. Naturally, as a good host, I will provide lube and condoms. Since not everyone likes silicone-based lubes, I’ll have water-based lubes. But then the question of if people want to do some fisting, will I also have to provide the J-Lube and Crisco, too? Or should I make that BYOL (bring your own lube?) Colby doesn’t really answer that question.

2. Fortunately, since when my grandmother travelled across the world she would also steal hotel towels, so I have plenty of towels.

3. I suppose I’ll also have to supply some Fleet enemas for the inconsiderate and lazy bottoms who don’t clean out before hand.

4. Depending on the number of people who show up, there can be any number of fetishes that people want to partake in. Do I set up a cross? A sling? A separate pnp room for those who want to slam?

5. Do I provide poppers?

6. Whom do I invite? I know I won’t sleep with anyone who has visible abdominal squares, but maybe some people do? I probably won’t get any cigar queens since I don’t want that shit stinking up my apartment. Oh wait. Do I need to get a hotel room? The cost is really starting to add up.

With the costs starting to climb and many issues unresolved, I guess I won’t be hosting an Election Day Orgy. But if I get invited to one…