The First Photo

Let it be known that this is the first picture I took with my new camera. I guess it could have been worse — a picture of my jacking off or posing in a thong or something equally grotesque. But no. It’s a simple painting by Madd. This morning was a strange one. I forgot to set my alarm last night, so as the sunlight started streaming on my face at around 7:30 I woke up with a start. Fortunately this coincided with a completed Circadian cycle, so instead of feeling listless for the entire day I actually felt like I had energy. That didn’t mean I was completely cheerful. That just meant when voicing my displeasure about things I was even more vocal and strident. Who decided that kale was going to be the trendy leafy green of the summer?