Workout Mix

I dragged by ever expanding ass to the gym today and did an hour of cardio. The treadmill section is completely flanked with mirrors. Much to my pleasure as I look at my reflection I see that I have a long elegant neck with no double chin. I come home and find that the double chin is still there. I chalk this up to the fact that since I’m tall I tend to have to look down which creates that double chin. If I were to keep staring ahead like I do at the gym, I have a pretty strong chin. Yes I’m vain.

So people whom I talk to regularly: if you are shorter than me please do me the favor and step on a platform of some sort so that you are either my height or taller than me. I will no longer look down to talk to people.

Currently I have an iPod playlist set on shuffle for the following songs:

  1. Annie – Two of Hearts
  2. Atari Teenage Riot – Sick to Death
  3. Death from above 1979 – Blood on Our Hands
  4. Fad Gadget – Ricky’s Hand
  5. The Faint – Worked Up So Sexual
  6. Front Line Assembly – Circuitry
  7. Gravy Train!!!! – Titties Bounce
  8. The Jesus and Mary Chain – Head On
  9. Lady Gaga – Bad Romance
  10. Ladytron – Destroy Everything You Touch
  11. Milemarker – New Lexicon
  12. Ministry – Just One Fix
  13. Nine Inch Nails – March of the Pigs
  14. Peaches – Fuck the Pain Away
  15. Skinny Puppy – Empte
  16. Soft Cell – Sex Dwarf

I’m getting a little tired of it, so what should I put to help keep my heart rate up?