Adventures in Online Hookup-dom

Having not had sex in the last several months, I’ve relented and posted a profile on a lovely hookup site. I got this response in my inbox today from a bloke from London:

Hello, I will be visiting LA soon and will like to make friends for hook ups. I like NSA and also looking for something that can last..depends on my patner.. Please email me at my personal email ____.. add me up for a chat too..

Someone shoot me if I get that desperate.