Cable
I’ve been on this earth for almost 27 years now, and I just got something for the first time that most people have (or have had): cable tv. My landlord asked me if I was interested in getting it last week, and I nonchalantly said sure. Then I realized that my Bears were playing on ESPN Sunday night. Lo and behold the cable installer guys came by yesterday afternoon to install it, and I was able to see my Bears annihilate the Falcons.
So there is that.