How Weird Is This?

This has to be the first time this has happened to me. It’s a bit personal and disgusting, but I just HAVE to share it with all y’all. So at around 6:10am I was stirring about before my alarm was set to wake me at 6:30am. The first thing I notice is that it is fucking cold which is weird since I was underneath my layers upon layers of bedding. I toss about a little when I slowly come to realize that I am stark naked. I mean I went to bed with my usual 10-year old Stussy tee and shorts. I woke up with nothing on! What the hell?! Oh and I had my glasses on also. I do not recall taking off my clothes at any point during the night, and I remember placing my glasses on my nightstand before I nodded off. I am so confused. Anyhow, I’m wondering if I should make it out to Qtopia to see Ex-Models. I’m not really in the mood to see a show by my lonesome tonight. Perhaps I’ll be a consumer whore and go to Midnight Special, especially since I just got paid. Mwahahhahahahah!