Well well well. That promise I made last night was a lie.
This will be my first day sans nicotine, so i’m a little edgy. I know I know I know. I was supposed to quit this weekend but I didn’t so there! So if any of you should call me and get the response “Go fuck off and die you cunt hole son of a bitch!!!!!”, don’t get offended. Just laugh and move on (there’s nothing to see here).
WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!