Remnants of this weekend

I still have my black nailpolish on my left thumb (since I was too lazy to do the remaining nine fingers). It completely slipped my mind to take it off before work. Oh well. So people are asking me the significance of it. I told one person it’s to mark my drinking of a virgin’s blood. I told my boss becuz it’s been up my ass all weekend. It’s funny how absolutely no one takes me seriously here at work.