Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised…

Due to my gastrointestinal riot, I called in sick to work. I am feeling much better today, but I decided not to test it. So I spent the day looking after two of my cousins, Sammy(5) and Kelly(4). Kids that age are so… well cute to the point of getting away with murder. If they had killed my downstairs neighbors, I would have just verbally reprimanded them and bought them Krispy Kreme donuts afterwards (cuz kids need ALL the sugar in the world).

So besides going to the bathroom every 2 hours to flush what lies in my colon, everything is fine. Actually my butthole is quite tender right now (it hasn’t seen this much action since my slut days). And I’m sure everyone here needed to know that.

Um… I’m wondering if I’ll be okay enough to get my tender ass to SB this weekend. I hope I hope I hope.