After feeling angsty yesterday, I feel happy and nice today. I don’t know why that is. Perhaps someone slipped me some meth in my sleep or something. *shrugs*
Or maybe it was the Lakers making it to the finals yesterday. (Go Kareem Rush!)
Better yet, no one has bothered me at all today. Perhaps people have an extended holiday or something. Whatever it is, I hope this keeps up.
Apparently Italian PM Berlusconi thinks GW Bush has feelings. That’s like a replicant saying a fellow replicant has feelings. Nice try. I don’t think so. The way Berlusconi kisses up to Bush is like Mussolini kissing up to Hitler. Whatever.
Anyhow, I can’t wait for the Richard Pryor DVD to come out. In a Reuter’s interview with his current wife, “he growls and is unhappy and wishes the hell we were not in Iraq and that the world was not hating us the way it does today.” According to her, “he says America is getting what it deserves.” I second that sentiment.
Today is Memorial Day, and I’m listening to everyone thanking the troops for fighting for our freedom. Whatever. The military is not some sacred establishment. All they are are hired killers waiting to be told which set of brown people to blow up. What a way to make us free kids. Let me know when we’re out of people to blow up.
I got my haircut. I rule.
I’ve been puppy-sitting all day. Charlie has been fairly bad today. She’s taken to biting and barking. That’s definitely a no-no. At first I tried substituting things for her to bite, but that failed. It seems like time-outs seem to work. After a couple of time-outs she was behaving much better.
But oh my lordee does she fart. Actually she only farted twice today, but they were oh so stinky. Of course she was sitting on me both times she did them. They were the “silent but deadly” types. I swear… *rolls eyes*
Funniest thing was when we went for a walk and she decided to play with Mr Squirrel. Watching her trying to climb up the tree was hilarious. If only I had a camera for that one.
But here are some more pictures of her.
This was taken on 5/19/04, but I haven’t had the opportunity to post it. I think this is the best picture of her yet.
She’s playing with her chew toy today. I think she has pink eye which is quite upsetting.
A length-wise shot of her playing with the toy. As you can tell she has tore up the shit out of the tennis ball in the middle. Also note how much she has grown. Amazing I tells ya.
Anyhow, I also had the chance of finally catching Mean Girls with feralboy and cherryserious. It was fucking hilarious although I didn’t like the end.
I haves me a new icon. It was taken last week at my co-worker’s graduation celebration here at work. As you can tell, I am badly in need of a haircut which I’m going to get today. I’m leaving work at 3 which should give me plenty of time to do that shit.
I’m really pissed off at myself right now. I wanted to listen to the new Skinny Puppy album today, but I seemed to have left it in my computer at home. Grrrrrrrr. So I’m listening to Frontline Assembly. Bah.
Who wants to see Skinny Puppy with me on 7/2 or 7/3? They’re playing @ the Henry Fonda Theater. I just picked up the new album, The Greater Wrong of the Right and it is WONDERFUL!
Let me take a breather.
I’ve been way too busy at work to post any meaningful updates. We’ve had auditors in who are stupider than usual. They make me seem highly educated in accounting. That’s pretty fucking sad. Despite that, it’s been pretty calm. Really. I haven’t had a really stressful day this week, and I’m hoping to get off of work early tomorrow. Dope shit y’all.
For the two people on my friends list who are counting, Lakers are up 3-1 over Minnesota. I smell the championship.
It looks like I will be roosting in lotusblossom‘s apartment looking after Charlie (aka. Crash aka Crackbaby). My baby got her shots today, but she has worms. My poor baby!!!!! It is confirmed that she is 8 weeks old and is a chihuahua mix.
That’s it for now. I don’t have any concrete plans. Call me if you want to do something.
All of you SB people (and those of you who know him) must add d0hb0y better known has Jeff. His ass is an Japan for the next year or so. SO DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! Ha!
I know I haven’t posted anything significant recently, and I won’t start that today. I’m wearing my bright red cowboy shirt.
First off, go Lakers! That was a pretty decent game for them. Shaq needs to work on free throws (what else is new?), and they really need to minimize turnovers. Sometimes they are absolutely sloppy. Fortunately they played hard enough to overcome this.
And fuck David Stern and the NBA. Because of their greed, I can’t see any of these games since I don’t have cable. I hope he gets syphilis and loses a ball. Fuckers.
I went running for the first time in years. I was amazed that I still had the stamina. But oh my legs are tired.
That’s it.
