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DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is probably the best news I’ve heard since Strom Thurmond died.

Watch this clip. It’s one of those movies and shit. According to Film Threat, it a Blair Witch-esque movie about a reporter hunting for Osama. *rolls eyes*

I really can’t believe this. Apparently a small woman in her dorm room repeatedly saying “no” to 3 guys passing themselves off as football players = consensual sex. Have we gone back 50 years in womens rights? Oh wait we HAVE!

Petition.

THESE ARE THE FUCKING FREEDOMS WE’RE FIGHTING FOR IN IRAQ! I want to take every fucking CEO into the fucking gas chambers in Auschwitz, gas them and turn them into fucking human lampshades: that’s all they’re good for.

I am looking for an Accounts Payable clerk to work with high volume of invoices. Duties include matching, posting and coding invoices, running the weekly check run, reconciling accounts, logging phone calls from suppliers, filing and other administrative duties. Excellent computer, organization and communication skills are a must. Prior experience in AP is highly recommended. $10-$11 per hour depending on experience/education.

If anyone wants this job or knows anyone who would fit in this position, email me a resume. jbramlett AT motorcarparts DOT com. Oh. And this job is in Torrance.

I need to fill this position ASAP.

My employee Julio is leaving. He got a job as AP Supervisor for a company in Santa Monica. So I have to hire someone and do all of this shit and stuff. AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But really I’m happy for him. When he told me this afternoon, he was afraid I’d go psycho on him. He really deserves this opportunity, so yeah.

I had fun last night celebrating lotusblossom‘s birthday with evildork, feralboy, saltyseas and Stephanie, a fellow teacher with Cathi. After playing with Charlie for a spell, we headed out to the Elephant Bar in Burbank for eating.

Our waiter was quite stoned. He could barely keep his eyes open and used the word “totally” seven times in one sentence. He wasn’t bad. He made sure he got the order right by confirming with us several times. He also put up with our shit.

After a couple of drinks at Akbar and more puppy time, it was home for me. I’m tuckered, but I WILL go out on my run tonight.

I also remember having something compelling to write about here, but I forget. Whatever.

Edit: I remember what it was now.

Apparently I am a person who goes over the proverbial line. I’ve always known this, but I don’t think I go THAT overboard. Oh well. It’s not like I’m going to change anything because of this fact. Fuck em if they can’t take a joke.

Ok. Safe in the confines of my apartment for now. Today fucking dragged on like nothing else. I was busy all day, but it just seemed to never end. Ugh. Fortunately it’s a short week.

Tonight, off to celebrate the 24th year of existence of lotusblossom. This will involve much food and talking and good times. Let’s see if I’m conscious enough for work tomorrow. Hehehehe.

Toodles!

One of my employees called in sick this morning. This almost never happens. As a group we are always here. If we have the sniffles, we’re here. If we are hungover, we’re here. So it’s really strange to know that one of us isn’t here.

Besides that, everything is all right. I’m listening me to some Milemarker, cutting checks, transmitting wire payments, reconciling accounts, trying to close May’s books and doing other things accounts payable professionals do day in, day out.

But I think I forgot to put on deodorant on today. Oopsie. Oh well. I’ll just have my fermones transmit all over the place. Maybe I’ll get the cute construction boys under my desk. One of them has arms that give me wood. Watching him work on his hands and knees is like watching the Lakers win: exquisite.

Ok. I’m a little horny right now. I think I’ll go and jack off in front of my boss.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Well, the last time the Pistons met the Lakers in the Finals, they trounced us 4-0 back in 1989. It took 15 years, but I can taste revenge right about now. Heheheh.

It will be the Lakers 4-0 this year. So who’s going to call in sick to work and come to the championship parade with me?

dingo727 excerpted my post yesterday about the military and let people on his friends list respond to it. It seemed unanimous that I let my emotions get the better of me, that I was being melodramatic. I thought I was being fairly level-headed. If any of them actually read what I was going to post, there would be a collective pop of heads exploding.

One person did say that he hoped God would have mercy on my soul since many humans won’t. Well since I’m not killing anyone at this moment, I suppose there is nothing to have mercy for. *rolls eyes*

Another person went further and commented to my original post. I could tell he wanted to start something, but he was very respectful. (Actually he’s the younger brother of someone I went to high school with. Funny that.)

So if anyone from dingo727‘s post happen to read this, let it be known I’m proud to be an American. I know I have the privelege to say this shit that most people in this world don’t. But if we take one step down and silence ourselves, our freedom of speech and other rights “guaranteed” to us by the Constitution will slip away. It’s already been erode thanks to the consolidation of the media thanks to the lax FCC rules.

I was being inflammatory because I am a fucking loud obnoxious person. I truly believe everything I say. The point of the military is to KILL people. I do see the need for a military, but when it takes up the majority of the budget in lieu of school funding and universal health care there is something wrong. President Eisenhower warned us about the military-industrial complex, and we have ignored it.

Sorry. I didn’t mean this to be another pointless meandering rant. I was actually going to post about how amused I was to read all of the responses. Heh.