John Cook at Defamer railed against adults using butt wipes today. For him toilet paper is for adults, and butt wipes are for kids.
I’m an adult and a proud user of butt wipes. Now I don’t use the premium brand from the Dollar Shave company that sells a box of 40 for $4.00. That’s just insane. I use the above pictured Target-brand toddler wipes because, most importantly, they are flushable. Also a box of 432 wipes costs $13.
I have to say they make clean up so much faster. I use one toilet paper wipe, one toddler wipe and one last toilet paper wipe to dry everything up. Boom boom done.
I don’t know what kind of skidmarks Cook has in his drawers, but as a homosexual man if I happen to be walking around and a guy wants to poke me in the bum, nothing is more of a willy-shrinker than flecks of fecal matter.
Actually, who am I kidding. Ain’t no one going to wanna poke me if they see me on the streets. But one can never be too prepared, right? Will the Boy Scouts now give out a badge for that? On second thought I should probably carry around a portable anal douche contraption. Hm.