It’s a Barrel of Monkeys Here

Is it just me that thinks that the Crocodile Hunter’s kid looks freaky? If she looks this to’ up now, imagine what she’ll look like when puberty hits. Yikes. The worst part is that she’s supposed to have her own wildlife show (or something like that). Picture this: a croc chewing off part of her face like Laffy Taffy. Too bad there won’t be any jokes in that wrapper. Whenever I see kids act and do shit like this, I keep hoping that another Drew Barrymore meltdown will happen. I mean even Haley Joel Osmont ended up crashing his car while he was drunk and stoned. What will Dakota Fanning be like? That Jerry Maguire kid?