Spring Fever

Spring fever has hit me in a big way. Every day I eat my lunch at a park close by work. It’s very tranquil which gives a nice contrast to the chaos that is my job. With the spate of nice weather we’re having, a great phenomenon is occuring. Everyday this week a different cute boy has shown up and decided to get some sun. Shirtless boy meats have me very humpy-dory. I can’t help but stare through my sunglasses. It’s gotten me so hot and bothered that coming back to work is such a chore. I guess it’s time for this old dog to get some lovin’.