Must Get Sugar Daddy

(And I’m not talking about the candy either.) If someone knows where I can get a two-month supply of meth, please tell me. I’ve spent some time today on Craigslist looking for rental properties in the area. The best place I found was a three-story house in the Echo Park hills with two bedrooms and two baths. The bottom floor contains a studio which can be converted to a storage area. It has hardwood floors, a nice garden area, a killer view of Downtown LA and lots of space. Only $2500 a month. *sighs* Several listings of this sort have caught my eye. Each one of them just as pricey. This is why I really hate this part of looking for a place. Especially with the criteria we have. Such as:

• Must be on a hill with a view. (Roomie’s necessity)
• Must be able to sustain four cats.
• 2 bedrooms 2 baths
• Must get tons of sunlight.

I know we’re going to have to pay a little extra for some of this. Hence the meth I need to do in order to lose 30 pounds in two months to get a sugar daddy.