Rot and Assimilate

Thanksgiving was good. Spending time with my family was lovely as it has been for the past couple of years. But the food was predictably bad. The turkey was dry, the cornbread dressing a mess, the gravy watery. Since my mom had the prescence of mind to give me tons of left-overs, I am doing what amounts to an Extreme Make-Over to the food. I did the first part tonight, and it wasn’t half bad. God bless salt and butter. Mmmmmm. I had lunch this afternoon with feralboy at Canters. The waiter had inadvertantly spilled Coke all over my jeans leaving me a sticky mess. (Read into that what you will.) It was all right since I GOT TICKETS TO SKINNY PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Downside: tickets are $30 a pop. Yikes. It better be good. That’s it. I’m hoping for some drunken revelry or something like that.