Ok. I haven’t done one of these stupid quizzes in ages. So here you go. Stolen from travvvv. 1. What is your full name? James Nathaniel Bramlett, III 2. What color pants are you wearing now? Dark blue. 3. What are you listening to right now? Meg Lee Chin – The Thing 4. What are the last 2 digits of your mobile phone number? 81 5. What was the last thing you ate? A chocolate-covered cherry from Trader Joes. Mmmmm. 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Burnt Sienna. 7. How is the weather right now? Warm and very dry. 8. Last person you talked to on the phone? This lady from the company we buy computer supplies from. Very friendly. 9. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite same sex? Boobs. 9 1/2. What trait do you love most about the opposite same sex? Coochie. 10. Do you like the person who sent this to you? I’ve never met him in person, but he’s cool. 11. How are you today? My eyes want to explode. 12. Favorite drink? Coffee. Dark black coffee. 14. Favorite Sport? Tennis. 15. Hair color? Black. 16. How many siblings do you have? 0. 18. Favorite month? January. It’s an enema month. 19. Last movie you watched at the theater? Team America. Ugh. What a disappointment. 20. Favorite days of the year? New Years and Korean Thanksgiving (Harvest Day). 21. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate. 22. Do you want your friends to write back? Yes, but they won’t. 23. Who is most likely to respond? Your mom. 24. Who is least likely? Your dad. 26. What book are you reading? Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace and Hairstyles of the Damned by Joe Meno. 27. What did you do last night? Made dinner, read, watched America’s Next Top Model, slept. 28. Favorite smells? My butt. 29. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No. 30. What inspires you? Boredom. 31. Popcorn or Chips? Chips. 32. Favorite flower? Dead ones. 33. Favorite cookie? Chocolate chip coffee cookies (a la lotusblossom) 34. Favorite Animal? Pussy!!!!! 35. Favorite state? California, of course.