Some Shit
Last night, I fell asleep while watching the football game at around 8. I got up briefly at 11, changed into my jammies, gave my roommate my rent check and promptly went back to sleep. I haven’t had a such a refreshing sleep in months. Now I’m completely energetic and ready to conquer the world. So beware if this (s)election becomes a stalemate. I will gather together an army and declare myself emperor of America. This time around I’m more patient and persistent. Mwahahahahahahahahahah!
Some links about this (s)election day:
– Voting is becoming a pain in the ass. (courtesy of Boing Boing.net)
– According to the Redskins rule Kerry will win. (courtesy of ABC News) For those of you who don’t know, if the Redskins win their home game preceding election day, the incumbent will win. If they lose, the incumbent loses. This has held fast since 1936.
Ok. That’s it.
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