No Pain No Gain

Ah the joys and pains of Pinks. The joy: getting a pastrami burrito dog and chili cheese fries by the hot gay Latino who makes me wet just by thinking of him. And the line wasn’t all that long, probably about 20 minutes long. I know some of you out there will scoff at the idea of waiting that long for a stupid hot dog. But assure me, it is definitely worth it. Ask lotusblossom, one of the newly converted. 🙂 The pain: Gastro-intestinal hell. I got a bad case of heartburn at around 11. Really bad. I’m guessing I was gassy all night since I’m still a little gassy. I feel bloated and full and ikky all around. But getting back to the hot gay Latino. Every time I’ve been there he has made my food. He’s so sexy and his skin is so clear (I do have an thing for complexion). Actually don’t mind this paragraph right now. It just means that I’m horny. Whatever. Oooh. I bought the third season of Strangers with Candy on DVD last night also. I can’t wait to start watching it. Mmmmm.