All Sports Post

Much to the chagrin of those who occupy the majority of my life, football season has started. Which means my mind is occupied by the coming week’s games and point spreads. I try not to talk about it too much since it’s rather boring, but I’m just so excited. So this post is devoted entirely to this weekend in sports. College Football UCLA won a game! I didn’t think it would happen this season, but they actually won a game. Granted it was only Illinois, but a win is a win. This doesn’t mean they’re any good though. It’s going to be a tough season, and I don’t see coach Carl Dorell lasting past this season. As for USC, they came back strong against Colorado State shutting them out 49-0. If Matt Leinhart doesn’t win the Heisman, then we know there is a bias against the West Coast. I’m still amazed Carson Palmer won it two years ago. The scary thing about USC is that they can only get better. I smell repeat National Champions. NFL What a fucking mess. The Browns spanked the Ravens (who were considered to be SuperBowl contenders), San Diego won a game and my fucking Bears lost at home to the Lions. Yes. My picks were horrible this week. I don’t want to talk about it. Despite the mess, it’s fucking exciting. I look forward to being holed up at home every Sunday. Baseball Go Dodgers! Winning 2 of 3 against the Cardinals, the best team in baseball, made me really happy. Unfortunately their winning ways will not extend past season. They will have Frank McBankrupt and his lackey Paul DiPodesta to thank for that. And the Angels. What a fucking bust. Tennis Roger Federer looks unstoppable. He’s the first man to win 3 of 4 Grand Slams since Mats Wilander in 1987. If he stays healthy, he will break every record in tennis supassing Rod Laver, Pete Sampras and Jimmy Connors. Ok. Now everyone is bored. Whatever. It’s ok since I hit on some guy wearing a Marie Laveau Voodoo Store shirt tonight. 😛