This Is the Trash That Gets Me Going

Back in the day, Justin Timberlake was this really annoying pubescent fag-a-lag with a brillo mop on top of his head. Then he shaved his head and I said, “He’s sorta cute.” Then a story about his dick size comes along. Now I want to tie him up and fuck him til dawn. It take so little (or, in his case, a WHOLE LOT) to get me going. The geniuses at McSweeney’s have a daily column of reasons to “dispatch Bush”. While you’re there, you might want to look at other things there since it’s pretty neat-o.