The bathrooms in Paris are fucking great. They have a separate shower stall and bathtub. The shower is closed off so if you take a hot shower (like I do) it doesn’t steam up the whole bathroom. Cool shit yo.
The Stratosphere is fucking ghetto. The only thing more ghetto than that is Fremont Street.
Cats are fucking lazy creatures. None of the lions or tigers were awake at the MGM and the Mirage.
The Bellagio buffet is the bomb! But it should be noted that Asiatic people in general should stay away from Hollondaise sauce. By 8 that night, my anus was screaming for revolution. Not a pretty sight.
Planet Hollywood sucks. The only reason we went was because we had a coupon. How the hell do you fuck up Cobb Salad?!
It was amazingly mild in Vegas. Walking around in the middle of the day in 105-degree weather really isn’t that bad.
Once again, I didn’t make it to the New York New York rollercoaster. Nuts.
That’s about it. I don’t know how I made it to work this morning. I’m actually functioning!!!! Amazing isn’t it?
Anyhow I have shit loads of shit to do.
