I Really Don’t Know How to Handle This

One of my employees called in sick this morning. This almost never happens. As a group we are always here. If we have the sniffles, we’re here. If we are hungover, we’re here. So it’s really strange to know that one of us isn’t here. Besides that, everything is all right. I’m listening me to some Milemarker, cutting checks, transmitting wire payments, reconciling accounts, trying to close May’s books and doing other things accounts payable professionals do day in, day out. But I think I forgot to put on deodorant on today. Oopsie. Oh well. I’ll just have my fermones transmit all over the place. Maybe I’ll get the cute construction boys under my desk. One of them has arms that give me wood. Watching him work on his hands and knees is like watching the Lakers win: exquisite. Ok. I’m a little horny right now. I think I’ll go and jack off in front of my boss.