I Survived My Birthday!

Ok. I got really drunk. I had about 3 or 4 glasses of sangria at Lalas. I think my_bootay counted it at 5 glasses. I have no fucking idea. I lost count after the second one. *shrugs* So I ended up having Bombay Sapphire and tonic at the Abbey and Motherlode. Don’t ask me how many. Enough to make me really drunk by 1:00. Anyhow, here are pictures. Yummy Sangria!!!!! vanillaspice posing. Go Wifey!!!! I have no idea what I’m doing. I guess the Sangria got to me. lotusblossom and I have a good laugh. I think I farted. My wifey shows he can finish his dessert. klikitak shows how lame she is with her unfinished dessert. feralboy is like “whatever bitch!” Ok. So this table down the ways from us had a 40th bday. They got him a penis cake. They were generous enough to pass it around. So here I am posing with the penis. @ the Abbey. That’s how wide I can open. Heheheh. Thanks to everyone who showed up, especially klikitak for schlepping me around. Without her my drunk ass would be whoring for a ride right about now. Hehehhe. Also everyone else who had to endure 6 hours of me being a complete egomaniac. I’m bad enough as is, but with my birthday…. Um. Yeah. So now I’m going to fucking collapse cuz I gots to go lay in the mud tomorrow morning.