I Will Eat Your Children with Nougat-y Goodness

What a fucking stressful week it has been. I decided yesterday that for therapeutic reasons I would chop off all of my hair and dye it jet black. I know people are all like, “why jet black?” Well because I have lots of white hairs that needed to go away. So there! I have no white hair! WOOOOO! BTW, since I don’t have cable I can only watch the Daily Show with Jon Stewart via the clips they post on Comedy Central’s webpage. Goddamn that’s a funny show.