Thoughts During the Oscars

  • Was Lord of the Rings that great a movie?
  • Ok. I’m going to jump on the Orlando Bloom bandwagon. When I get done with him, I want his asshole so used up he needs a colostomy bag.
  • What the hell was Uma Thurman wearing?!
  • I absolutely adore Sofia Coppola.
  • Charlize Theron looks exquisite even with a horrible hair-do.
  • I would fuck every best actor nominee. That’s it. I had some other thoughts, but whatever. I still can’t believe that Lord of the Rings was THAT great a movie. *shrugs*

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