Fabulous!

For a while I thought Pitchfork was losing it, but I read their review of Xiu Xiu’s Fabulous Muscles. Having been one of those “evil downloaders”, I’ve been listening to the album for the last month or so and have loved it. It is really pop-friendly without losing any intensity. Picture getting a candied apple with nuts and sprinkles for Halloween only to bite into shards of glass and razor blades. As Sierra Mist says, “yeah, it’s kinda like that.” Blah blah blah. I woke up late this morning yet somehow made it to work on time. I don’t know how disturbed I should really be. I’m really afraid that since I didn’t have time to take a shower this morning I smell really ripe. I just hope none of my coworkers catch me sniffing myself to make sure. Yikes! So the real question I have is: Can I cum on your face?