Random Things Heard at the Coffeehouse

  • Gay people should not have children. It’s unnatural.
  • I’m going to the Tonight Show tomorrow so I can catch Bill O’Reilly. He really talks about what other people are afraid to talk about.
  • I can’t believe a high school in Boston is putting on a production of “The Vagina Monologues”.
  • I love American flags. It’s made me feel better ever since 9-11. I had to leave before I murdered the motherfucker.

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