Oof-ta

Oh. I am a ball of acid-reflux badness. I know I shouldn’t drink coffee, but I need it. Each sip is like a grenade detonating in my stomach. Oof. Another one goes. Someone shoot me? Please? Gripe time. I hate CBS. I hate their football broadcasts. Both Greg Gumbel and Phil Simms are snoozers. During the first half when it was a defensive struggle, I kept thinking how John Madden and Al Michaels would call it. Or Joe Buck, Troy Aikman and Cris Collinsworth. Zzzzzzzzzzzz. To top it off, it seems like every CBS post-season game has been wrought with technical glitches. Bad camera angles, bad feeds, bad transmissions. It drives me insane. I hope next year either FOX or ABC gets it. Um. That’s it. I think I’m going to take a nap now. G’night.