1. What did you do in 2003 that you’d never done before? Got a car payment. 2. Did you keep your New Years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year? Nope. I don’t think I will make any more. 3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Several coworkers. 4. Did anyone close to you die? Nope. 5. What countries did you visit? None. 6. What would you like to have in 2004 that you lacked in 2003? A steady deep dicking. 7. What date from 2003 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? When I got promoted to Supervisor. 8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? Not killing anyone at work. 9. What was your biggest failure? Not killing anyone at work. 10. Did you suffer illness or injury? Nope. 11. What was the best thing you bought? My new car. 12. Whose behaviour merited celebration? urbanemonkey got her MS in Physics. 13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed? I won’t go into any details, but they know who they are. 14. Where did most of your money go? Books, clothes and my car. 15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? Seeing Radiohead. Damn what a let-down. 16. What song will always remind you of 2003? Xiu Xiu’s “Apistat Commander”. 17. Compared to this time last year, are you: a) happier or sadder? Much happier. b) thinner or fatter? Thinner I think. c) richer or poorer? I got a raise, but I have more expenses now. 18. What do you wish you’d done more of? Making sex. 19. What do you wish you’d done less of? Being anti-social. 20. How will you be spending Christmas? Mi familia. 21. Creamy or Crunchy Peanut Butter? Crunchy!!!! 22. Did you fall in love in 2003? Hell no! 23. How many one-night stands? 1. Wait. I think that was last year. Um… 0. 24. What was your favorite TV program? NFL Sundays. 25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year? No. 26. What was the best book you read? Goddamn! Um…. ” 27. What was your greatest musical discovery? Mae-Shi and Manifolds. 28. What did you want and get? I needed a car and got it. I needed a computer and got it. 29. What did you want and not get? I did not get a whole bunch of shoes, but that is my fault. 30. What was your favorite film of this year? Um…. I abstain. 31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? I went to sushi and a martini bar with friends. Ah my 24th. 32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? Going out more. 33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2003? Faggotty-snobbish-indie-yuppie-poseur-ish. 34. What kept you sane? Certain people, shopping, music and my books. 35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? Johnny Depp. 36. What political issue stirred you the most? The whole Iraq mess. 37. Who did you miss? Bill. 38. Who was the best new person you met? All of the new people I have met this year have been faboo! 39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2003: Don’t feed the animals! 40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year: “Oh this relief is the oddest thing / Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god.” There’s a whole lotta shakin’ going on. Too bad I didn’t feel anything. The odd thing was as I got into work this morning I thought, “Gee, we’re just about due for another earthquake soon.” Mental note: keep my fucking mouth shut.