Stolen from nkoan and urbanemonkey

1. Nirvana- One of the most influential bands in my life. 2. Sublime- Can someone make it stop?! 3. Depeche Mode- I’ll just sit here in a pool of my own drool. 4. Linkin Park- I need toilet paper 5. No Doubt- They were good once upon a time when Gwen was not in the band. 6. Rage Against the Machine- What a great band I never listened to. 7. U2- Can someone tell them to stop trying? It’s not funny anymore! 8. Green Day- They’re so punk! 9. Beastie Boys- Not particularly fond of them, but I have some nice memories associated with their music. 10. Red Hot Chili Peppers- *Yawn* 11. Blink-182- Nothing good has ever come out of Poway. 12. System of a Down- Another good band I don’t listen to. 13. The Smashing Pumpkins- Everyone is entitled to the mistakes of their adolescence. I just grew out of it. 14. Korn- Don’t you get those on your feet? 15. Bob Marley- Legend. 16. Metallica- They’re still around? 17. The Offspring- I love how the only creativity they can muster up nowadays is ripping of Beatles’ riffs. 18. The Cure- They should’ve stopped after Disintegrator. Really. 19. Incubus- I can only think of Electric Hellfire Club. When I actually hear Incubus, it’s ALWAYS a letdown. 20. Stone Temple Pilots- They’re funny. 21. Pearl Jam- I agree with Kurt Cobain on them: they were nothing more than corporate rock schlocks. 22. Tool- Where did they go wrong? 23. Radiohead- OK Computer and Kid A are the most revolutionary albums in the music world since Elvis Presley. 24. 311- HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! 25. Nine Inch Nails- For a guy with so much talent, it’s a shame he couldn’t make better music. 26. Weezer- Damn they were fun for a while. 27. Candle of Filth- Isn’t it Cradle of Filth? Blech. 28. The Smiths/Morrissey- Always a fun listen when I’m in a glum mood. 29. Jane’s Addiction- The original incarnation of JA was the pinnacle of LA rock in the late 80s early 90s. 30. Oingo Boingo- I miss their annual Halloween concerts here in LA. 31. Alice In Chains- Such a shame Layne. Now they are merely a footnote in the history of Seattle rock. 32. Limp Bizkit- When I first heard them in ’96 I thought they were mediocre. Then they did that version of George Michael’s “Faith” and I just about puked. 33. The Clash- RIP Joe Strummer. 34. Dave Matthews Band- If I were a patchouli lovin’ hippie, I might actually like these guys. Face it: Jerry Garcia is dead. 35. Creed- Why must everyone sound like Eddie Vedder? Ugh! 36. The Ramones- Who’s the next Ramone to die? 37. Staind- Who cares? 38. The Used- Eh. 39. Bush- Where’s my cyanide capsule? 40. Bad Religion- Another band that needed to stop in the 90s. 41. Foo Fighters- Dave Grohl is a huge disappointment. 42. GlassJaw- Zzzzzzz 43. Soundgarden- Eh. I guess they were all right. 44. Garbage- They were fun in high school 45. Gods and Monsters- Quien? 46. Violent Femmes- Their novelty never wears off. 47. Rob Zombie/White Zombie – White Zombie was good. Rob Zombie just needs to give up. 48. David Bowie- Ziggy Stardust will always have a place in my CD collection. 49. Godsmack- How dare they reference Alice in Chains?! 50. Duran Duran- Weren’t the fags? 51. P.O.D.- We rrrrrrrrock and we’re xian! Grrrrrrrr. 52. Coldplay- I wouldn’t change the radio station if one of their songs came on. 53. Beck- Best song: “Satan Gave Me a Taco”. 54. Eminem- I’d do him if he puts a paper bag over his head. 55. Deftones- Zzzzzzz 56. Cypress Hill- zzzzzzzzz 57. Switched- Quien? 58. Jimmy Eat World- I can’t believe a shitty band used my name. 59. Tori Amos- For a while she could do no wrong. Then that double album came out and it’s been rubbish since then. 60. Moby- Dick!!!!!!! 61. Skinny Puppy- *drool* 62. Mudvayne – Zzzzzzz 63. Live- Strangely, I actually do sorta like them. 64. Hole- Pretty on the Inside and Live through This are great albums. But Courtney really does need help. 65. Rancid- Someone needs speech therapy! 66. Fatboy Slim- You thought Moby was bad? 68. Marilyn Manson – Too many good memories in high school associated with MM to bad mouth him. 69. Save Ferris- Zzzzzz. 70. The Sex Pistols- Zzzzzz. 72. Billy Idol- I fuck him in the ear. 73. The Strokes- Zzzzzzz 74. Claire Voyant- ZZZZzzzz 75. Primus- Zzzzzzz. The humor wears very thin. 76. The Go-Go’s- Alex the Seal!!!! 77. Everclear- Horrible band, but they did a kick ass version of the Smiths’ “How Soon is Now” on this comp I have. 78. Björk- Influential. 79. Dramarama- Hehehhehee. KROQ’s Flashback at Lunch. 80. Prodigy- They were all right 81. Ill nino – Quien? That’s a stupid name by the way. 82. Cake- Talented musicians, but I never got into them. 83. MxPx- Whoever wrought this evil upon the world should just be shot. 84. Third Eye Blind- What assholes. 85. Sum 41- The Tiffany of teenagers nowadays. 86. Travis- Zzzzzz. People seem to like them, but I have yet to figure out why. 87. Papa Roach- Zzzzzz. Whatever. 88. Encode- Quien? 89. A Perfect Circle- I really don’t like their cover of Failure’s “The Nurse Who Loved Me”. Bleah. 90. New Found Glory- Ugh. 91. The Cranberries- Eh. 92. Lit- Who cares about them anymore? 93. The B-52’s- Fun fun fun! 94. Puddle of Mudd- Zzzzzz. 95. Blur- They’re probably the most fun out of all of the British bands. 96. Unwritten Law- Zzzzz. 97. Pet Shop Boys- I’ve been listening to them for forever, and I still don’t know what to think of them. 98. Hoobastank- Zzzzzz 99. X- They are second to the Germs of best LA punk bands. 100. Lenny Kravitz- For as much drugs as he does, he looks damned hot. 101. Adema- Zzzzzz. 102. Echo & the Bunnymen- One hit wonder. Whatever. 103. Kid Rock- I bet you he’s regretting doing that Coors commericial where he’s hanging out with the Raiders. Hehehhehe. 104. End of the Rope- Quien? What a stupid name. 105. Everlast/House of Pain- Eh. Whatever. 106. Faith No More- Wow. 107. Ozzy Osbourne – He should have given up 20 years ago. Please stop for the sake of humanity. Please!! In other news, I am feeling really butch right now. I got a flat and changed the tire all by myself. WOooooo!!!! I R Man!