Who Gives a Flying Pig Fuck?!

I don’t care if Ben Affleck and Jen Lopez aren’t married. I don’t care if they break up. I could give two shits about them. Then why do I have to hear about every fucking trip they make? Let’s have them die a la Princess Di. Let’s blame the papparazzi again and avoid blaming the millions of no-life pig-fucking scum fucks who think celebrities are to be worshipped. Whatever. Just watch yr fucking tv and think the world is ok. This brings up a corollary: I really do wish nuclear holocaust in 5 minutes.