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If you carry a laptop through an airport, you are a terrorist. If you carry your keyless entry remote through the airport, you are a terrorist. If you object to any of these precautions, you are a terrorist. [image of fat-ass woman with mid-west twang] “If it takes an extra couple of hours… it’s better safe than…a coupla hours aren’t that big a deal to me” Fuck you all. Eat your fucking donut, get fat, get a heart attack and fucking die. At this rate, terrorists don’t have to do a thing.