Asshole!

I was watching the Simpsons and fell asleep. I wake up suddenly to hear the phone ringing — it was N____. I haven’t talked to him for a while and he flaked out on me last weekend. N____: Right now I’m at Aunt Kizzy’s [a yummy Southern cuisine diner]. How do I get to the coffeeshop we always go to? Moi: (attempting to wipe the sleep away from his eyes) What? N____: How do I get to that coffeeshop? Moi: Get on Lincoln and go north ’til you hit Washington. Take Washington going towards the ocean. The coffeeshop will be at the end. N____: Huh? Moi: (repeats instructions) N____: Ok. Gotta go. Bye. Asshol